10 Ways to Die a Horrible, Horrible Death
5. Being Crushed to Death
It is painful just to think about being crushed to death. Obviously, the most painful method of this is to be crushed slowly, the slowest the worse this way to die becomes. A common medieval torture method was the thumbscrews, which was a device that could be used to crush body parts. Obviously, thumbs were a popular choice, as the name implies but other fingers or even toes could be crushed with this machine, and the best part was, it was portable enough for the interrogator to take with them! However, there are lots of other creative ways to be crushed to death, like being run over by a steam roller, being flattened by a falling car, or being crushed because you fell, or jumped off of a building.
Crushing was a popular method of execution throughout history as well, with varying techniques for different regions. Asia used to execute by crushing the poor condemned person with elephants and was used by the Romans and Vietnamese as well.
4. Being Eaten by Wild Animals or Insects
This is one of the most unattractive ways to die, because it involves a whole lot of blood and guts, especially in the case of beaten by a wild beast. While some predators do sometimes take children if they are particularly hungry, the chances of getting eaten by a wild animal are small. Wild animals simply prefer to hunt down gazelle or other prey that they are familiar with, those who do not fight back like humans can, especially one armed with a knife or a gun. However, if one were being eaten alive by wild animals, it would likely be one of the most painful experiences you can imagine.
Some predators snap the neck of their victims before eating them, and that would be preferable to being alive while the wild animals were munching on you. However, another horrible way to die is if a horde of insects descended on you and ate you alive. Fire ants are a good example of a bad way to die. Fire ants sting, and inject venom composed of alkaloids like peperidine. The bites can become infected, and are extremely painful, both during the bite and afterward. If you are covered by fire ants, you might hope to be allergic and succumb to death quickly, rather than bite by tiny little bite.
3. Being Burned Alive
One of the most horrible ways to die would be to be burned alive. The history of burning humans alive goes back quite a ways, very popular in the Protestant and Catholic faiths of the past. Originally, this was a punishment for treason by women, and while they were supposed to have been strangled first by law, many were burned alive. The punishment was later used to burn heretics and suspected witches. However, the practice of burning can also be traced back to the early Greek and Roman cultures.
So, what does it feel like to be burned alive, and what do you ultimately die from? When fire burns your flesh it may only hurt for the first couple of minutes in that particular area, since the nerve endings are quickly burned off, but as the fire spreads to other parts of the body the searing pain will continue. Depending upon how the burning is done, you might die from carbon monoxide, heatstroke, shock, blood loss or thermal decomposition.
2. Being Buried Alive
This is a super scary way to die, since you will probably be conscious for at least part of the process. Films have explored the terrifying feeling of being paralysed and unable to act while the killer digs a pit, puts you in it and begins to fill it back in. Being buried alive is something that humans have feared for a long time, and in fact, in the 18th and 19th centuries when cholera was causing widespread death, being buried alive was such a real fear that coffins were designed with a bell on them so that the occupant could signal if he or she was being buried alive. Some people believe that the phrases “saved by the bell” “graveyard shift” and “dead ringer” come from this practice of coffin bells, but the etymology is in question.
1. Dissolved in an Alkali Bath
You have probably heard of an acid bath, but an alkali bath is the other end of the scale, and more than forty times as painful as an acid bath. Basically, you get the sensation of being burned alive, but your brain will continue working longer so you will feel every single burning pain that happens to your body. When you enter the Alkali bath, and your flesh begins to dissolve the pain will be intense, like being skinned alive, but then the inner layer of the skin starts to dissolve and that’s where the real pain begins. Add to that the alkalosis overexciting your nerves, causing them to become inflamed and the convulsions that will soon follow, and you have what is probably the most painful way to die.